unclefather:

he’s buying nip

(via laughcentre)

hand:

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

(via laughcentre)

scaredy-ant:

jacodemon:

humoristics:

What the-

credit

i fucking hate how real this is

Moms are just wizards in disguise

(via laughcentre)

pinkmistletoe:

why does everyone wanna like fight their doppelgänger like……soon as i see Me we’re gently hugging bc i know. I Know.

(via bigasscutie)

man-iron:

Don’t worry, she’s got help.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

(via spongebobssquarepants)

mysharona1987:

isolinde:

lollydrag0n:

mysharona1987:

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

(via teenscoolest)

(via teenscoolest)

maeamian:

maeamian:

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

(via damn-funny)

musashi:

apathetic-revenant:

apathetic-revenant:

we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant.

the main character is just constantly having to bullshit their way through improbable Holmes-style deductions to explain how they know all the things that they’ve accidentally divined

Have people really forgotten about that’s so Raven already. How old am i

(via hermionejgw)

studentlifeproblems:

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